An official apology from The Management
You’re probably going to want to buy some balloons to commemorate this very rare and momentous occasion.
I’m about to issue an official public apology for my most recent post. Because there hasn’t been one. I created this site and went completely AWOL, leaving you craving more and more delicious insight from the world of full-time fatherhood without any means of scoring a fix.
So here goes:
I am very, truly sorry that I continue to be such an amazing father and husband that those two jobs take precedence over everything else in the world — including this blog. I am further sorry that my priorities are so incredibly in order that I deem anything that doesn’t better the lives of my kids and wife to be trivial and, thus, unnecessary. I am further sorry that, at times, I am accused of being far too handsome; that when I sing, the most glorious songbirds become envious and often vengeful; that for a large portion of my life I have discovered that I am just too amazing for my own good. I promise to update this site on a more regular basis and to use my powers for the further good of all people.
Yep, that should suffice.
Brand new post tomorrow! I promise.**
** - All promises are subject for regular review by The Management, may be ridiculously altered and, at any time, for any reason, immediately cancelled and laughed about — hysterically, and if necessary, in an evil manner.